It’s a Dad party up in here today. I’m cleaning my closet, I have a trash can to throw things in, the dog’s water dish is up on the floor. I’m listening to music really loud, I’m watching movies with the sound on. There are piles of things on the floor. There are pieces of paper on shelves. It’s amazing.

I’ve eaten so many canned oysters and so many frosted mini-wheats in the past two days. Paradise.