I’m in favor of socialized food.
I get food stamps. I didn’t used to, but now I have a kid, so now I do. I think they’re awesome. I think everybody should get food stamps. I don’t see any reason why anybody should even have to waste a single moment wondering where to get healthy, nutritious food.
In fact, it fucking pisses me off that that is not obvious to everybody. Everybody who is not a farmer is equally a parasite, so I wish everybody would learn to share.
And if my house gets burgled by somebody who needs cash because they had to spend all their crack money on food, it’s not going to make me feel any better that I’m one of the Good Poor People and I’m Not Like Them.
If I learned nothing else from 9/11, it’s that poor people can do a shit ton of damage, and it’s cheaper to solve their problems than ignore them.
I don’t fucking care if somebody wants to take stupid drugs that fuck them up. I still don’t want them to starve, because starving people do desperate shit, and I don’t want to have to kill a burglar at my house. I know it’s legal, I just don’t want to.