(picking up from the last post, this is my idea for a story told in text messages)

So the very first text would be, “Did you ever see Doctor Strangelove?”

And the conversation would be coyly about Dr. Strangelove for a while, until it is revealed that we’re actually talking about people who make love to nuclear bombs.

And then it comes out that somebody has stolen a nuclear bomb and is using it to make a porno.

And then the NSA starts texting everybody telling them that they’ve been monitoring the conversation and they’re very disappointed in all of us.

and then more stuff happens, but I haven’t figured it out yet. Gimme a minute.