Today is 420.  Happy 420, the worst holiday.  The day of the Deepwater Horizon explosion and the Columbine Massacre. Hitler’s birthday.

And where does 420 come from?  Well, if the legend is true, it comes from a code that the police for pot. You know, before busting everyone and sending them to jail because that’s what they did in those dark days.

Every year on this day I like to remind stoners, hey, get a better holiday.