Have I ever told you my theory about chemtrails? They’re stupid.
Here’s the thing. If they’re seeding the sky with barium, it’s not because they want people to breathe barium. There are a lot easier ways to get people to eat stuff. No, they’re seeding the whole planet. All the plants and the animals and the entire biosphere. The only reason I can see for that is to make us taste better to aliens.
If that is the case, then you should just enjoy the life you have, because if they have secretly come over here from other stars to make you taste good they are totally going to eat you, and daring to expose them is about as useful as tilapia plotting a coup of Finland. Either fade into the woods like Jaguar Paw at the end of Apocalypto or stay out here with the rest of us, take your chances, and quit whining. YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE SKY. It is intensely boring to the rest of us.